What am I giving a title to?

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

u can post something like "i dont care if ppl do something harmless" on tumblr & u will get replies that are like "yeah but what if it's cringe though" or "yeah but what if it actually wasnt harmless & it was a completely different thing than what youre describing. what about that"

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

hey just letting everyone know the power didnt go out

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG I CANNOT

bread boy

Let him bake

@galazybunny

So precious!!

🤗

Damn this person is amazing!!!! People usually dont give a fuck to fishes or other animals that are not "cute pets".

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!