touch me til i vomit

smile dog: the sad story of our original hopecore punk

to clarify - he is hopecore because he smiles, and punk because he is a dog

oh my god. or she. i have never considered smile dog might be a girl

or....they?

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

Bros lets make summer an unforgettable ero guro adventure together