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just woke up from a dream in which “having a two year old alter” was such a common identity facet among the general public that you could buy like mugs and gift bags etc related to this at any walmart or target

bumper sticker reading “watch out: i’m letting this fucker drive!” alongside the universally understood symbol for two year old alter

This is why his name was Syndrome

one of the most important posts of the past 10 years. I say this constantly

one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

my Ethical Sorcery professor told me i cant just sling evil curses at people willy nilly without considering the ramifications so i turned him into a sheep with big-ass horns

CAME BACK BROUGHT HIS WIFE....HSHTAG BLESSED