back in the saddle again

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

that one friend that got trapped in the time loop and is soooooooooo annoying about it. you tell them a childhood fact and theyre like "you already told me that in the time loop" 🙄 okay sorry i dont remember that? stop flexing your knoweldge of reset timelines dude, its unfair. my mom doesnt even know your name and you're mournfully talking about how the taste of her home cooking reminds you of the time you watched us all die at the dinner table. its fucking weird. nobody wants to hear that while they're eating macaroni dude. cmon. you spent like 10 years in that timeloop arent you like mentally 40 now. 😑😑😑 grow up.

I really love the meme of saying "___ mentioned" like yesss it's so awesome when people like something so much the mere acknowledgement of it brings them joy, keep mentioning keep mentioning !!

planning my fic in a normal way. 1) what incredibly indulgent scene do I want to write next? 2) what connective tissue do I have to set up between indulgent scenes to get us there?

as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

CODE RED: local man has gotten sick of one of their 3 standard comfort meals and will be commiting to starving instead of learning how to cook anything new. experts are saying "dude why are you crying" and "hey hows the autism diagnosis going"

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet