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I can add in non romantic stuff about female characters, but I'm just not into writing them romantically.

This is mainly x reader stuff but I can just talk about a character romantically or sexually without drawing ties to the reader. I'm not that big on writing about shipping characters.

I'm also not really into hurt/no comfort or only angst.

I can write for most kinks and fetishes, but if I'm asked for one that I won't write for I'll specify that in a post. Be aware that I may not be into some of the same stuff myself but will still write for it, but with that in mind try to specify things you're looking for in that specific kink/fetish because I won't know what to focus on.

I've been asked a few times about writing for age regression, which I'm perfectly fine with, but I will not write sexual content for when the character is regressed.

I may turn off asks every now and again if my inbox gets a bit overwhelming.

You want to get slutty with the zombie? I'll tell you some slutty zombie stuff.

Herm was standing while he turned so his blood pulled to his dick when it stopped flowing, so now Zombie Herm has a permanent cold boner. It's not necessarily hard in the way a normal erection is, there's no more blood flow and it's not standing up, it's just at full length and hard. It probably looks bruised too.

Zombie Herm is constantly trying to lick you. It's mainly just a sign of affection, but he does try to lick you EVERYWHERE. It's his way of kissing you with the muzzle on. When he kisses with it off, he does go straight in with tongue.

Since Zombie Herm no longer has his common sense and anxiety holding him back, he is constantly trying to get into your pants, the only issue is that he can't move his fingers very well, so it's more like he's constantly pawing at your pants. The only thing stopping him from stripping you down is a belt.

Due to his lack of motor functions, you have to hold his dick for him to pee. He gets really exited over you helping him so he tries to do the same for you if you have a penis. If you don't have a penis, he still wants to help in some way.

zombie herm in his restraints cuz you (reader/other insert) had to leave camp for a supply run

He'd be looking at everyone like that too, pissed off that he couldn't join you. If he had to be kept back for whatever reason, he would just keep trying to follow you, so he would have to be restrained even more than normal.

He's restrained and on three separate leashes when it's more than just the two of you around, he's docile as long as he knows you're ok, but the others will only let you keep him if he's on the leashes, has on the makeshift straightjacket, and the muzzle. But if he can't follow you, he would have to be completely tied down or completely incapacitated. He may actually start getting aggressive to others since he thinks that they are purposefully trying to stop him from taking care of you.

OOoooo That would make sense, I like it.

The literal virus leaking out with all the water. He would have way less control of his powers due to brain functions getting messed up, but that would also save him because it means he's constantly and slowly purging himself of the virus. Plus the healing of the water healing up any decomposition from happening to his body, so while he is still very much a zombie, he isn't all gross and rotting. His body just moves weirdly from his brain getting messed up from the infection and not the actual muscles dying.

Put me in every position possible, treat me like a slut, just make me dumb by the end of it

Maybe make the reader gender neutral so Flambae can be included BDDJDK

Ok but like Birthday bukkake.

They all chip in for your gift.

They just all help you undress and get you ready to take them. Once you're ready they pass you around in a circle, going just till they're about to cum, then they pass you onto the next guy. They all cheer each other on, also cheering for you of course. You're allowed to cum as many times as you want, but they have to keep holding back and passing you on to the next guy. They all cheer whenever you cum, but they also clap along with the thrusting.

You will get pretty filled up from the pre cum alone with the hours of edging from these guys. Dare I say even a small belly bulge from it.

Eventually when they can't hold back anymore and are only getting a few thrusts in before they get too close, they put you in the center and get real close to you while they all jack off, telling you to get in any position you want, it is your birthday after all. All of them praising you as they cum on you, even cooing at you if you rub one off with them, thinking you look so cute trying to desperately cum one last time while being covered in it.

One time you sucked his dick and tried to deep throat it too many times and kept gagging. So Royd eventually lifted your head off his dick, sat you in his lap and gave you a neck and throat massage while he forced you to drink some tea with honey.

He'll never let you put more than the tip in your mouth anymore, literally holding your head in place so you can't go any farther. Plus he thinks little kitten licks are much cuter than you gagging on his dick.

They claim that was 15 years ago and that it faded (it reignited when they saw him again), thinking Robert doesn’t feel the same

The worst part is that Robert never got over HIS crush of you. He thought he did, until he sees you again after 15 years.

When Chase starts mentioning a crush he got so red and so nervous that he was talking about his crush on you, but is stunned when he hears that you had a crush on him. It's probably Chases way of pointing out that he could have been with you this whole time if he wasn't a fucking coward.

Obviously Robert is acting weird about the situation, so you think you made him uncomfortable.

Too bad it's just like when you were kids, the both of you afraid to speak out about your little crush, all the while Chase has to be there and watch this annoying shit.

He will pull a sitcom move and lock you two in a room with a romantic dinner, but Waterboy would walk in and ruin it with his goofy charm.

Herm works out, even if he doesn't show it off, so he will gladly pick you up and move you around where you need.

He's used to taking care of his grandmother and he wants to care for the people he loves, which includes you.

So you shouldn't feel any shame or embarrassment as he does basic tasks for you. He'll help you shower, only touching respectfully to clean. He'll brush your teeth for you, help you get dressed in some comfort clothes, help spoon feed you some healthy but comforting food.

He'd do anything you ask of him. You have some errands to run? Just tell him what to do and he'll do it. You just want some company? He'll set up a movie that the two of you can cuddle and watch together. You're extremely bored but can't find the motivation to do anything? He'll pull out the list of your hyper fixations.

The movie Warm Bodies definitely inspired me, I really like how they depict zombies, I think it's more realistic to have them be less aggressive all the time and just work on auto pilot.

I really like the idea of Herm forgetting most stuff, but for whatever reason he remembers you.

He can't talk much due to the motor functions being a little damaged, but he does try to talk and you can sometimes make it out. One time he managed to say "I love you" like a dog would, once he saw that you actually managed to understand him, he just said it over and over again, happy he can at least express that verbally.

He was turned into a zombie while he was alive, so he wouldn't have any physical decomposition, but his brain has deteriorated from becoming a zombie, so his motor skills and lack of frontal lobe functions leaves him in awkward positions and movements.

He still needs to eat food, just not as much, and it doesn't need to be human. He will need your help feeding him though, he will make a huge mess no matter what. The team makes you tie him to a chair since you have to take his muzzle off to feed him, but he doesn't mind, he just looks you in the eyes as he leans in to catch the spoon in his mouth.

He's only allowed "off leash" when it's just the two of you. This can be very handy when another zombie shows up, once he deems it a threat to you, he will attack without hesitance.

Due to his lack of anxiety from frontal lobe damage, he will do anything that pops into his mind. He'll hold you any chance he gets, he'll lick and suck at your fingers if you wedge them through the gaps of his muzzle, and he'll just lean on you and look at you with big eyes.

If you ever get to the point of actually kissing him, there's nothing in his mind telling him to close his eyes during it. He doesn't care if it's weird, he wants to keep looking at your pretty face.

He always has his eyes locked on you, no matter what.

You can't seem to shoot waterboy while you find him turned into a zombie, but he doesn't attack you because he for some reason remembers you. He doesn't remember much else, but you he remembers.

He jumps you but only to hug you. Eventually you realize he won't hurt anyone so you bring him back to camp.

The others are freaked out, but you prove that he's not dangerous by putting your hand in his mouth. He just licks and sucks on your fingers. No one trusts him, but they'll let you keep him if you keep him muzzled, in a makeshift straight jacket (a shirt where they sewn on extra long sleeves to tie back), and on multiple leashes (harness leash, collar leash, and one on the muzzle).

He freaks out if you're not around, which scares the others, but he does make a pretty good guard dog if he thinks you in danger.

His frontal lobe is a little damaged from being a zombie, so he's not as anxious anymore and just lets water fall from his mouth freely. Also due to his lack of frontal lobe function, even if you weren't together before the apocalypse, he shows you all the affection he wants, something he was too scared to do before. He constantly wants to hold you, which he will when he's not fully restrained, or he will nuzzle his head into you.

this would be fun with all the dispatch guys I think but especially waterboy, flambae, and robert if it needs to be cut down or wtv

sorry if this is a yap fest lol, I wanna write about this myself so bad but im lazy + I wanna hear your thoughts bc I love ur writing soooo much thank you kindly

How about all three at once?

It's the end of the party and all that's left is you and your three lovers. There's one gift left that's from all three, which they told you to wait to open until now.

You're sat in Flambae's lap, his leg slightly bouncing out of excitement. Robert sits next to you on the couch and Waterboy is watching from the chair across from you.

Inside the neatly wrapped box is a cute pink leather collar with a tag that jingles when it moves. The tag says your name on the front and all their names on the back. The box also contains a pair of clip on puppy ears with bells and pink ribbons to match the collar.

The second the boys see that you like it, they move. Flambae holds you still against his chest, Herm puts the collar around your neck, and Robert adjusts the ears onto your head.

Herm goes to sit back down, but Robert lets his hands linger a bit, letting his thumbs caress each side of your face and just taking you in before he calls you "my sweet puppy boy".

All of a sudden Flambae's left hand is leaning you back farther on his chest into a slightly laying down position, while his other hands lowers to your belly, slowly lifting your shirt and rubbing your tummy, heating up his hand slightly.

The new angle has Flambae's leg grinding a bit more as it continues to bounce, and it seems like he notices because he even adjusts his leg to hit right up against your t dick.

Robert doesn't stop petting you, even as you start to moan. He just moves one of his thumbs to your mouth, keeping it open and pressing it against your tongue. Cooing at you as you start to literally pant over Flambae's movements.

If you look over to your left, which is technically in front of your body, Robert has you head turned to him, Herm is slowly palming at his hard on as he watches with wide as at the scene being displayed in front of him.

Flambae lets the leg you aren't on move over one of yours, pulling your legs apart so Herm can get a better view. Meanwhile Robert fights for your attention again by moving the hand on your face to pet through your hair.

Flambae and Robert fight for your attention by softly giving you as much pleasure and praise as they can, though all Herm can do is watch as you pant and moan like the good puppy you are.

i love love love Robert with erectile dysfunction. im such a pervert i love it when dicks dont work right. every time you give us ED robert an angel gets its wings

like imagine poor Robert, who had already come to terms that most people wouldn’t enjoy sex with a partner with a limp dick. then the sudden whiplash of reader being so obsessed with Robert’s never-fully-hard cock that they seem insatiable. they always want him in their mouth cus its easier to suck off, always want to be stroking him and always wanting it inside them.

It's like praising mixed with helping someone get out of a toxic masculinity mindset.

Like he can still feel it and get pleasure from it, but he thinks it's selfish because only he could get pleasure from his dick because he wouldn't be able to use it on you. Plus there's the toxic masculinity of the world telling him that he's no longer a man without some pill. I like to think he gets negative reactions to the pill too, so he can't even take it, so he feels like he's just a broken man.

So you have to give him a lot of reassurance. It's like building up a whole new sexuality and mindset for Robert, which I think is hot as hell.

Reader being normal person most of the time but starting to get really childish when he gets sexual with someone. When it happens first time, it feels weird for character (I don't think anyone of them is into age play) but later they figured out that Reader just have that weird "fetish" as trauma response. Maybe even start regressing because of stress he feels when being intimate but most people think it's age play

CW: This talks about sexual themes and age regression used as a coping mechanism. There will be no sexualizing age regression here. This is comforting a reader for when they regress during a sexual moment.

Reader used to be a normie but then got mutated with plant dna, and that did something funky with their body, changing part of their anatomy like their genitalia. They have something similar to human male and female reproductive parts, somewhat comparable to some intersex individuals (I know being intersex isn't the same for everyone) but then there's parts that aren't human at all, like pistils and stamens, or what looks like a labia is actually more akin to flower petals, etc. It's different from how the reader's original body was and they haven't been intimate with someone in a while because of it. They're unfamiliar with their own body and don't know how other people will react to it.

Oh man the fact that you haven't tried to experiment with your new body, he feels obligated to help you discover your new genitalia.

Sonar also has some nectar feeding bat DNA in him, so he is immediately drawn to you the second you confide in him about your issues. He was also literally drawn to you because he could smell a sweet scent that now he knows comes from your crotch.

Sonar smells your arousal on you, which is essentially your flowery petals opening up, but you don't exactly know that yet.

He keeps poking around with his hands, asking how it feels for you. He even keeps notes, trying to draw parallels between what parts are like human genitals and what parts are more like plant reproductive parts.

He likes calling what is obviously your labia, your petals and what is clearly your penis, your stigma.

Once you feel a bit better about your own parts, he asks if he can indulge himself. After he gets the ok from you, he dives nose first into your scrotch, sniffing and licking around, just trying to get as close as possible and smother himself into you.

Now hear me out on this part.

Little budding flower nipples. What we consider regular nipples hardening is your flower buds opening up. So just picture Sonar teasing your little buds with his fingers and tongue, just cooing and lapping at them with his tongue when they open up for him.