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Genuinely hate that Nora is having such a hard time getting the story to flow the way that she wants it to but isn’t it just so funny to consider the possibility that the reason it isn’t going well is because Jeremy is FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE even against his own creator; like imagine the boy just NOT COOPERATING for Nora and he’s backed in the corner with his yo-yo and a prayer like: “You’ll NEVER get me!! EVER!” meanwhile Nora has a set of tweezers just trying to pick him up so she can dump him in the cauldron of knee blow-outs/car accidents/hatred from his own family/possibly relapsing/failing the LSATs

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

my absolute favourite part of the golden raven is when jeremy says "good thing neil was here when grayson died, he gave jean a good alibi!" and kevin and andrew look at each other like "he fucking killed that guy" and that's actually canon. that happened

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Andrew opening Neil’s granola bar

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down

no no i actually think it’s super fun that you took that aro/ace character and bent them over backwards to make them gay!!!! we all know being gay is more #progressive than being aro/ace so i’m so glad you freed them from having a storyline unconnected from romance and shipping!!! you go diva!!!

nora please set me free from the numerical symbolism please im tired and i dont have enough red string for connecting all these dots

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.