ouroboros keeps biting me in the ass

person (non-practicing)

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

You can't be a casual fan of movies and prestige TV about women bc it's not possible to find any commentary or fanart of value without these fuckass girlblogger coquette thinspo female manipulator proana lana posts spamming the tags like a rat infestation in a grocery store

If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

always reblog

Um yes this is genius. 

Literally @journal-of-janus also me