Apple fanboys also always say βyou can buy a dongle to have an audio jackβ but listen. I have a dongle. I live with the dongle. I carry the dongle with me every day. I wouldnβt wish the dongle on my worst enemy. It is so long, and white. Itβs humiliating. Thereβs a penis metaphor in there somewhere for someone who has the ability to feel emasculated. Itβs bad for me, and itβs bad for the Apple brand. Owning the dongle is a daily admission that I bought an incomplete device. Also, the dongle doesnβt survive well in a pocket
People have laughed at my dongle!
















