Danny: who’s that man sitting in menacing silence in the corner of your room?
Stiles: my, uh… cousin. Miguel.
Danny, who was in class when Stiles did his family tree and bemoaned that both his parents were single children and that his only extended family was his paternal grandfather that he never saw: sure. Yeah. I believe you.
Danny, texting Jackson immediately: Stiles has a boyfriend you would come out of the closet for
Jackson: 1) no way Stilinski can pull 2) I’m not in the closet, I’m just not gay
Danny: okay well i was using the universal you, not meaning you you, so maybe doth protest too much

















