cowboy yelling

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

obviously me

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

unplug your controller dawg

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

get rid of your minecraft

Pump the brakes right there and sit yo ass in a chair.

*claps* beautiful

oh my brother is going to get his butt beat

what fresh hell

::slow clap::

Family guy was always bad you guys were just horny for the dog character

literally no one was horny for a dog or anyone in family guy where is this coming from

you haven’t heard of johnofe, clearly

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

can’t believe this is the first cat in the world… what an icon

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

Kirby Does His Taxes

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.