starters / prompts taken from various game grumpsâ  ten minute power hour  videos . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .Â
â stop throwing stuff , what is wrong with you ?! â
â turn on the magic of colored lights , you jerks â
â thereâs a warrant out for my arrest â
â this is just a blob â
â iâm yelling in general not at you â
â what if a child ate these , then they would die of glass poisoning â
â how did kids do this when they were childs ? â
â take your cup off the raft you animal â
â how do you not know your soda trivia , you dope ? â
â it tastes like cough medicine but good â
â i think iâm losing feeling in my right arm â
â i should be in a carnival â
â i got the sugar shakes â
â itâs a four , as in the amount of days i have left to live â
â i donât have a sense of smell anymore â
â drink it you armadillo â
â ew no no oh no no â oh thatâs not bad â
â it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet â
â i love MSG â that stands for mighty good soup â
â if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great â
â the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat â
â you need to grow up . itâs time to grow up â
â i canât open my eye itâs glued shut â
â iâm a little bumblebee , bzzzzz â
â who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ? â
â great news on the friendship front : youâre my friend â
â we better call some hospitals â
â iâm already so sweaty â
â thereâs some kind of dinosaur wearing pants â
â looking at this makes me feel like iâm having a stroke â
â what does arizona look like ? â
â iâm here with all of my friends in a hot , nasty , sweaty corner â
â you see a spiced up dino , you want that boy to smile â
â iâm not gonna pretend iâm not jealous â
â dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah â
â we donât have the necessary amount of woops â
â i donât want a pumpkin growing in my belly â
â what are you , my bully from middle school ? â
â pumpkins were made by god to scare children away â
â heâs already dead â
â i feel good about what weâve done here today â
â ooo , sparkles â
â iâm trying to be beautiful â
â oh weâre gonna fucking die â
â are we penalized for screaming ? â