“Can Jonathan and his fiancée Mina teach the creepy count to make friends?” I’m LOSING IT

I.. i want to adopt this Dracula :(

petition to replace exactly 3 of the upcoming dracula dailies with the corresponding scene in this book

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

People on the internet love to criticize work posted by Some Guy like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you