get ready for some fun in the sunderland this summer!

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

I don't really post my stuff to reddit bc I don't like it but I will admit it doea give the best and worst feedback you could ever hope for. I got so many curious and insightful comments and questions, and also someone told me my art was unrealistic because he didn't buy that an eldritch abomination would have furniture that nice

People on the internet love to criticize work posted by Some Guy like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

I got Bill Cipher 😁