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minecraft bats & minecraft squids should date. bc theyre both too stupid to stay alive

minecraft bats will be like "is anyone gonna fly into this lava" & not wait for an answer. minecraft squids will be like "is anyone gonna beach themselves and start dying loudly right outside your garden" & not wait for an answer

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

Honestly fuck this post I was thinking about it all day at work and I asked the customer crebit or dedit and I looked like a damn fool

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”