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The most fictional thing about Shadowhunters was the nice guy getting all the girls

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āŖI hate signs that tell you not to ride the toilet like a rodeo clown. Like bitch, there go my plans. ā¬
Sometimes I get inspiration from weird random thoughts that pop into my mind - in this case Taylor Swift (or a random lookalike pop star if you want, it doesnāt matter) revealing herself as a reptilian illuminati agent.

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tbh I am ugly but Iām also gorgeous itās very complex
N U NĀ Ā R A V E
BLESS THIS MOSH PIT
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Tumblr's new NSFW restrictions and why turning off safe mode won't work
So Iāve been doing some reading and wow. Just fucking WOW.
Tumblr, youāve actually outdone yourself here. All the bullshit cookies for you!
Lowdown:
Tumblrās new approach to NSFW content (other than blocking certain tags on apps) includes splitting the NSFW blog flagging options in two.
You can now flag your blog* as NSFW or Adult.
Whatās the difference?Ā This:
Taken from Tumblrās new NSFW policy page.
Now me? Iām a NSFW blog. I occasionally reblog raunchy fanart and pretty pictures of scantily clad hot people. This means that:
If people are browsing in Safe Mode (which is the default, CHEERS TUMBLR) and are not following me they will see nothing of mine in the search or tags.
Let me be clear: NOTHING OF MINE.
My whole blog is flagged as NSFW even though I mostly reblog stupid comics of tv characters failing to use stairs. So for every one NSFW post I have that these Safe Mode users donāt want to see, theyāll miss the nine other posts I make about werewolves in pink knitted sweaters.
Pretty shit huh? Oh wait, bro, it gets better.
Thatās blogs flagged NSFW. Blogs flagged Adult have it INFINITELY shittier.
Porn-intensive blogs have ZERO visibility beyond the dash. Unless a user is following them,Ā they are invisible. Even reblogs are tetchy because with the new restrictions, anyone reblogging NSFW content runs the risk of being flagged as NSFW themselves and thus might not take the risk.
So porn blogs: crippled, basically. No dicks and o-faces for you, tumblr users. But howās this for another, infinitely more terrifying, approach: all those sex-ed blogs? All those beautiful how-to-masturbation, body-positive and sex-positive blogs? Under the current definitions:
You guessed it: theyāre Adult. If theyāre not flagged as such by the blog owners themselves, tumblr can do it for you:
āIf youāre not sure how you should flag your blog you can leave it unflagged, but keep in mind that it may be flagged automatically.ā (x)
So there you have it.
Fuck. Basically. Everything.
PS: Anyone wanting to turn Safe Mode off (because hey, if you havenāt checked yours yet, itās totally on! YAY!):
Hit your settings icon
In the left hand menu hit Dashboard
And uncheck the ābrowse tag pages in safe modeā
Itās nowhere near a complete solution, but itās as much as weāve got right now.
* Or Iām assuming youāll be able to? This feature is greyed out for me atm. A+ rollout of functionality there, tumblr.
i checked, and it does NOT have me automatically in safe mode. and i donāt remember ever unchecking it?
Imagine being a water bender and how easy itād be too douche your ass
wow, Iām actually super jealous of fictional people fictionally cleansing their fictional bowels to have fictional gay sex. wow
Can
Can you water bend cum?????
The LGBT community in the Avatar world must be full of innovators.
Earth benders metal bending bdsm dungeon !!!!!!!!
Air benders letting go of their earthly teathers and becoming sky dancing gogo boys!
Fire benders doing that electric thing and building up the charge and when there about to release they shove the fingers up your ass and aim for the prostate and force you to cum theough electric convolutions while you have the best organism of your life!
I am proud to be a gay man in 2017
Iām not yall are gross af!
Honestly this post should be erased from reality.
when itās november 1st
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these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahahaĀ
in case u wanna see samuel l jacksonās response
get your head in the game
i keep imagining someone overhearing a conversation on yogurt covered raisins and then goingĀ ālol hoes. Wasabi covered peas!ā
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they donāt care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You donāt care about life so thereās no need for me to fight you because youāre not going to give a damn about my face.Ā
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasnāt no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didnāt realize until it was too late. You couldnāt pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.Ā
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my exās shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I donāt understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isnāt keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
PHYSICS WONT STOP THE TEARS
black people who make fun of other black people for their skin tone
Black people who mock other black peopleās accents and grammarĀ
ALLA DIS
Black people who mock other Black people for being ādifferentā.
Black people who mock other Black people for having āghettoā names
I canāt reblog this enough
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

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Ok Iām gonna preface this with that I absolutely respect and care for all living things including all types of bugs
But I jsut really really hate this
The comments on this post are chaos incarnate and have been ruining my day
yall r wilin
STOP THIS
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