anthro girl

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

me with 0 drinks in me, unprompted: lorde literally INVENTED the sad indie girl pop sound that artists like alessia cara and halsey are using today when she was only fifteen years old and the reason royals was such a hit was because it sounded like nothing else on the radio or the charts at the moment and for someone who has been so influential she is criminally underappreciated in this essay i will

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

Not even just for the potential parents, but for the kids. The adoptees. Don’t let us seem, and or feel, like like second choices, last resorts, and throw aways.

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

i love this and i want More

Someone fic this please.

Kara tells them she’s just an average girl who’s been extremely fortunate and has nothing to hide, and offers to discuss it on the record (despite Alex’s protests). She charms the interviewer during their lunch interview. Asks all about her family. Sincerely praises her previous articles using specific examples and quotes. Mentions the Backstreet Boys no less than 3 times. Talks about her big sister like she lassoed the moon. Eats an unsettling amount of ribs. Gives the waiter a pep talk and amazing advice about finally applying to grad school. And later the follow-up article just says “nevermind, I get it now.”

i love this

Turns out, she’s just really good at networking. Reached for comments, she’s reported to shrug and say, “It’s a superpower.”

Ok but unless you’re female presenting/pass as female then don’t use the women’s room

So I guess gnc women will just start using the men’s room?? How is that an appropriate solution?

You realize GNC women still look like women?

… do you not see the irony of posting that directly under an image of a gnc dfab person who literally got pepper sprayed for ‘not looking like a woman’?

If your joke can be broken down into “oh look at this man being weirdly feminine isn’t that goofy doesn’t he look strange” I don’t suggest making it.

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco