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I wish you nothing but beautiful ardent experiences that bring you a little closer to yourself for what we have left of summer

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

As a woman (especially young), the best thing you can do for yourself is to do it on your own. If you’re constantly waiting around for other people to come and do stuff with you then you’re gonna be waiting a long time.

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

I hope you never outgrow being excited by bookstores, listening to the rain, flowers and finding the perfect mug.

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Fat Bitches Rule

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

Nobody gets tongue in cheek anymore. They either ask chatgpt to explain what a "bit" is or they tell you get a fourth therapist.

Omg i hate waking up to some embarrassing shit i posted the night before I didn’t say that bro it Was not me

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable