Hey, what's up?

i hate this god damn bastard language

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

yeah I’m totally fine I just need to set myself on fire

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

“Age is just a number” means that if I wanna go trick-or-treating I’m going trick-or-treating

if pedophiles believe that age is just a number then jail is just a room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And a bullet is just a piece of metal

(18+)

(18+)

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

"𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮'𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙙, 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙙. 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩." 𝙎𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙨, 2012

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Oh to be an adequately pudgy cat, kneading a soft blanket as though you are making some of the finest biscuits the world has ever seen