in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

no one will ever understand you like i do, red minivan from ohio

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

The mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is a fact which is often discussed on the internet. The Golgi apparatus, however, being the post office of the cell, has not gotten nearly as much recognition. This is in line with the years-long underfunding of the postal service, which provides a deeply important service to society yet does not get the recognition it deserves. In this essay I will

there's something so compelling about stories where a character's virtues intensify into flaws that lead to their downfall. loyalty and love becoming so all-consuming that compassion outside of them ceases to exist. duty overwhelming any moral compass until order becomes more important than justice. selflessness so intense it becomes self-destruction. let me watch while whatever saved the hero in the beginning destroys them. let me see them fall to their own worst impulses disguised as what once made them good.

theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy 22/2/22 day!