I hate when GIRLS die

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

after spending many thousands of dollars and sleepless nights breeding them, my unique cultivar of dandelions that say "kyaa~" and "ehe~" when you blow on them has been illegally brought to other countries and no one grew them because it turns out they didn't want/like them.

probably the worst tumblr post, for me, is that one short story about a person dying and meeting god, who then tells them that they are infact every human who has or will ever live and are slowly going through all those lives. Not because the story was particularly bad or anything but because now everytime i hear about some deeply fucked up shit happening to somebody im like damn... and im gonna have to do that too at some point...

11 years later and boys still don't know.

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.