I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

who is he 😍😍

ikea monkey found alive in russia

my mans

I love how tumblr’s environment is so self-sustaining and strong that I can just go to sleep, and wake up to find out that we bullied off an industry implant band within five hours without so much as an indication that some corperation tried to market on here. Keep doing the good work tumblr users. Good on you for keeping this place safe 

i cant wait until 2 years from now a video pops up in my youtube recommended title “Tramp Stamps: the tiktok punk failure” or smth like that and its an hour and a half and i am going to Eat That Shit Up

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

we popping the BIGGEST bottles at prince philip’s 100th birthday