prisoner of Dank memes

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices