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@chirpingjackzimmermann
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Reclamation
1. The process of claiming something back or of reasserting a right.
saw a pap pic of zendaya and jacob elordi >> oh wow tol and smol >> jack and bitty would totally do that >> the paparazzi would definitely catch them being so cute everywhere >> my hand slipped
we dont talk about the year 2 zimbits era enough⌠the flirting without realizing itâs flirting (ââââchirpingââââ)âŚ. the piningâŚ. becoming best friendsâŚ.. hair tousling & roughhousingâŚ.. coffee at annieâs⌠checking practice⌠taking a wgss/history food class togetherâŚ. bitty knowing heâs falling in love, thinking jack is straight, falling anywayâŚ.. jack not investigating his feelings enough to know he has feelings for bitty but still being a huge dork in loveâŚ. jumping over a snowbank to ask him for coffee⌠showing bitty all his photographyâŚâŚ buying him a fucking ovenâŚâŚ them going out on the reading room to talk when they canât sleepâŚ.. bro iâm fucking misting up

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Zimbits is about loving someone despite their flaws and learning to love yourself in the process, being the strength the other needs but doesn't have yet.
Holsom is about loving someone who is your true other half, almost exactly like you but also balances you out when need be, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt they're your soulmate.
Shardo is about loving someone without knowing if they love you the same way, but still knowing they love you, and being perfectly okay with that.
Nurseydex is about loving someone after seeing their growth and your own, learning through your differences, but loving each other enough to get through the rough patches and become better people for each other.
10 years into his NHL career, PR finally convinces Jack to make a Twitter and absolutely no one was prepared for how good heâd be at it (Bitty takes all the credit)
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Based off of these tweets by Tony Hawk which gave me BIG Jack Zimmermann vibesâŚso this was born-
okay but nursey secretly recording on snapchat and then saying something he knows dex has Opinions about like âmint and chocolate donât taste goodâ because dex immediately starting to rant only to realize two seconds later heâs being recorded is the funniest thing ever
literally tho dex just stopping mid sentence when he sees the camera and going âoh fuck youâ and derek just like bursting out laughing and saying like âevery time!!! u always fall for it!â and dex reluctantly smiling cause itâs true
Jack will be like âI know a spotâ & itâs Faber at 4AM so he can repeatedly slam you into the boards
Romantic Trope
I want to talk about this panel from Sticks and Scones real quick:
I have seen so many movies and tv shows where the main couple is trying to hide their relationship and something like what Jack and Bitty do in the first three panels happens. Usually, though, after that, everything is awkward and the couple gets into a fight or something or feelings are hurt. Basically, when a couple is trying to hide their relationship and they are in public, almost always, the relationship subsequently gets strained.
 But instead of that happening, Jack being an S tier boyfriend (and Ngozi a good writer), makes sure Bits understands that despite hiding, he still loves and cares about him and wants to âtake the long way back to campus, eh?â
<3

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Jack Zimmermann: most romantic engagement speech of all time to the love of this life, Eric Bittle
Jack, SECONDS later: bud
lovebirds!!!
Youâve heard about Jack â110%â Zimmermann, but never forget Bitty is also 110% theyâre literally both so intense.
Like of course the only person who could keep up with Jack âwe said one gift so I bought you 15 bouquets for our first valentinesâ Zimmermann is Eric âI hyperfocused too hard and accidentally made several hundreds jars of jamâ Bittle, theyâre literally meant for each other itâs amazing.
canât stop thinking about how one Jack Zimmerman never expresses a single solitary shred of remorse or bitterness that Samwell didnât win the championship when he was captain. no jealousy!! no anger!! my baby is a Stanley Cup champion and he is full of nothing but love and pride for his hockey captain boyfriend!!!!
âBitty.â
The Couch and Puck make a reappearance. :)

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if we consider check, please! taking place in the real world can you even imagine how popular bittyâs youtube channel would be especially during this pandemic?
he already had a built in fanbase that would have increased with national exposure, and considering itâs been 3 in-world years by 2020 heâs already an established brand.Â
an upbeat feel-good youtube channel where a super cute blond guy teaches people how to bake like an expert, increasingly-more-often-than-not accompanied by his extremely hot, extremely sweet, very famous hockey sous chef husband. both of whom are now quarantined. like can you even fathom how popular this channel would become?Â
Iâm late to this realization but
- Holsom is the âoh my god Iâve loved you forever I canât believe youâre in love with me tooâ trope
- and Zimbits is the âohâ slash âof course itâs youâ trope
- while NurseyDex is the âIâm taking this to my grave except if we argue and then itâs coming outâ trope