this boy

Friend group additions can also include *fashionable stage manager who’s also tiny* and *blueberry-addicted Russian*.

Every time Shitty leans in to kiss her while they’re in the Haus, she slaps on a fake mustache exactly like his and puckers up. He giggles like crazy, forgetting what he was about to do.

• most board games have been banned from the haus (see: jack and holster playing an intense game of catan, once, that ended with holster flipping the board over)

• mrs bittle has seen shitty’s junk

• chowder met farmer when he and dex toppled over her & the volleyball team while piggyback racing with the hausmates

• johnson has a girlfriend. he’s been dating her since sophomore year

• holster is horrible at folding his laundry

• bitty and lardo have cooked together

• jack has never had real sweet tea

• ransom called jack a nerd bc he likes learning stuff like history and jack said “you have a 4.0 GPA ransom”

• ransom and jack can have a full conversation about golf

• shitty texted bitty once saying that there was an actual real life golf bro wearing a cowboy hat in his seminar class and he thought it was jack after an impulse buy

• bitty doesn’t know if lardo is the haus dad or if jack is the haus dad

• chowder can do the splits on command

• chowder and farmer had a lunch date with bitty and jack. they ate quiche.

• bitty showed jack a picture of the meme dress and he said it was black and blue

• nursey accidentally hit a kid in the face with his hockey bag

• lardo was the one who told bitty to buy those really short shorts for spring C

• one time nursey dropped his laptop in the middle of lake quad and all he said was ‘whoa chill’

Zim and Bits being wholesome, Parse with a cold, Shitty drunk, and Lardo doing what Lardo does. From the webcomic: @omgcheckplease​ .

Lardo + Happy Mood