things with wings

UNMUTE!!

POV u are delicious

i need a mysterious benefactor to anonymously deposit a very large sum of money into my bank account. and i need a bigass slice of cheesecake. regular, no-bake, basque, new york style, it doesn't really matter. the money is non-negotiable though

and i need a buxom vampiress to grant me the Dark Gift

but lemme finish my cheesecake first

I AM THE INFINITE STAR OF HOPE I NEVER WAVER I OBLITERATE ALL OPPOSITION I WILL LIVE THE LIFE I WANT TO LIVE AND THERE IS NOTHING I REPEAT NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

I WILL HAVE HAPPINESS FOREVER IF I HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM THIS UNIVERSE WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BEAUTIFUL

THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT DO AND NO JOY I WILL NOT CHERISH I AM GOING TO LIVE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE WITH DETERMINATION AND INTENTIONALITY

IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER

THE INFINITE STAR OF HOPE HAS JUST LEARNED THAT SHE’S SORT OF MAYBE UNEMPLOYED NOW. SHE REMAINS HER AND HER VICTORY IS STILL CERTAIN THIS SHIT SUCKS DICK BUT WE STAY SILLY FUCK WITH ME AND PERISH

THE INFINITE STAR OF HOPE HAS WORK AGAIN. NEVER DOUBT ME

all the basketball players no longer have names. someone did some amazing shit with the ball lately but we just cant tell you who

all the teams have been dissolved and recongealed into sort of one organism. the players are normal - the change has not been biological - but a sacred vow of some sort has been undertaken

all the games now take on more the appearence of roiling waves crashing into eachother ceaslessly. and the roster of each team seems to have been randomised. seems to be constantly rerandomised

sometimes mid game, players will step off and others will step back on, or will seem to have switched sides, once, and then twice, and then again and again.

adherents of the sport, which we have been asked to not name, have told us that this is all not the correct framing. in truth all the players are the same. no one is changing place and all are. wr are asked to cease to observe any individual part of the game and rather percieve it as an endless self balancing process of two diametrically opposed forces.

every online birdwatching community has to deal with Some Guy showing up to ask for feedback on his cool, innovative, totally unique idea for an app that he gleefully describes as "pokemon go, but for birds" and then getting really mad when people point out that's just called putting down your phone and looking at real birds

As we all well know, MOTH is subverted by ADDERALL into LANTERN.

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

oh what's the point

warm sunshine. good food. smell of old book pages. cicadas shake outside my window. branches rustle. the sun and clouds relax above me. the blanket is soft against my skin. i keep forgetting this is all just here, whenever i want to remember it. i can feel any time i want.