turing tested mother approved

buying an evil duvet from Dread Wrath & Beyond

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit