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I understand that when soulslikes do the whole "the Golden Age was a self-serving lie, the Kingdom has always been as rotten as it is now" thing they mean societally, but sometimes I like to imagine they mean it, like, physically. The Guardian of the Realm has always been a nine foot tall horsedog.

thecottageinthedark

What's wrong with being a nine foot tall horsedog is what I want to know. They can guard the realm as well as anyone.

znorton

Honestly the nine foot tall horse dogs were one of the ways things have gotten *better* since the golden age.

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zzemla

oh how i love you jade harley!!!!!!

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allegedly-human

I will. I WILL!!

drchucktingle

LOVE IS REAL AND WHAT GREAT A DAY TO PROVE IT. LETS TROT

ryebreadgf

girlhood this girlhood that. woman you are 26

ryebreadgf

I got a message about how this is supposedly mean. I am holding your hand when I say that refusing womanhood and clinging onto girlhood will not save you from the realities of adulthood. I am not saying you are not young. 26 is incredibly young. you are free to love the concepts and media associated with girlhood but there is much to love about womanhood that you are not seeing. there is something to be said for being free of the shackles of girlhood and childhood. you are an autonomous being. you have power over your life and the paths you will take. it is easier to see the paths when you start taking yourself seriously instead of waiting for others to do so. no one is saying you have to be serious. womanhood is joy too. a different shade of yellow

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greatergirlfriend

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

thaumasilva

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

znorton

"But you have luxury gay space communism and hyperadvanced assisting technologies for those with chronic illness and disabilities here don't you? Can't I just stay here instead?"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

panic-at-the-aromantic

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

OKAY LISTEN

assporn

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

znorton

You forced us to read The Grinch X Tony the Tiger shipfic.

threedollarsdotcom

are you more doomed than a fifth grader

znorton

Only in the short term

iamthelowercase

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

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rsingwriting

I saw a post talking about how Terry Pratchett only wrote 400 words a day, how that goal helped him write literally dozens of books before he died. So I reduced my own daily word goal. I went down from 1,000 to 200. With that 800-word wall taken down, I’ve been writing more. “I won’t get on tumblr/watch TV/draw/read until I hit my word goal” used to be something I said as self-restraint. And when I inevitably couldn’t cough up four pages in one sitting, I felt like garbage, and the pleasurable hobbies I had planned on felt like I was cheating myself when I just gave up. Now it’s something I say because I just have to finish this scene, just have to round out this conversation, can’t stop now, because I’m enjoying myself, I’m having an amazing time writing. Something that hasn’t been true of my original works since middle school.

And sometimes I think, “Well, two hundred is technically less than four hundred.” And I have to stop myself, because - I am writing half as much as Terry Pratchett. Terry fucking Pratchett, who not only published regularly up until his death, but published books that were consistently good.

And this has also been an immense help as a writer with ADHD, because I don’t feel bad when I take a break from writing - two hundred words works up quick, after all. If I take a break at 150, I have a whole day to write 50 more words, and I’ve rarely written less than 200 words and not felt the need to keep writing because I need to tie up a loose end anyways.

Yes, sometimes, I do not produce a single thing worth keeping in those two hundred words. But it’s much easier to edit two hundred words of bad writing than it is to edit no writing at all.

theamyrlinsofa

This is the second time this post passes on my dash and it’s the best advice I ever got. I can’t write consistently in one go, it’s always about 50 words and then I get distracted and just have to do something else for a while. Do the math quickly: trying to write 2000 words a day takes a looooong time that way. So there were many days where I just didn’t even start writing, cause I wouldn’t reach my goal anyways and feel like a failure. Then I stumbled upon this post and I thought: hey, let’s give this a try. And it works! I set my goal between 200-400 words a day and that’s perfectly doable. Some days I get into the flow and I write a whole lot more. On other days, I struggle to get those 200 out but hey, at least I wrote 200 words and reached my goal. Whatever the outcome, t makes me feel good and accomplished.

Writing takes practice, so even if it’s only 100 words a day, it’s better than nothing. If it worked for Terry Pratchett and me, than it can work for you too!

milowing

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

bellabs-dream-lab

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

lindleland

we as a society do not deserve queen deltarune. why the fuck is she not inescapable within this fandom. i like tenna just fine but she deserved what he got

bogleech

To be honest I thought she stole the show so thoroughly I just haven't cared about the rest of Deltarune since

prokopetz

Sometimes I think I've got bad opinions about tabletop RPGs, and then I run into some fucker in the replies on one of my posts sincerely arguing that having a pronouns slot on your character sheet is "performative" and I'm reminded that everything is relative.

prokopetz

(Weirdly, their reasoning wasn't that it's pandering, but that people who need to be explicitly told that they're allowed to pick any pronouns they want for their character don't play the kinds of games where pronoun fuckery is appropriate in the first place!)

znorton

I mean that's all well and good but even if we accepted the premise that gender fuckery doesn't happen in more mainstream games, it seems like it's still a useful bit of information for the DM and other players who might need to refer to the character by their pronouns? Seems a lot more likely to be a useful piece of information to reference than height or weight.

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theabigailthorn

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

theabigailthorn

Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt

theabigailthorn

Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"

theabigailthorn

Horde Prime: "Rejoice, Prime has come to your planet!"

Princesses: "We don't need prime, we've already got free shipping!"

theabigailthorn

Princesses: Entrapta has been exiled to Beast Island!

Glimmer: Oh no that means...

Mister Beast: We took ONE HUNDRED princesses and IMPRISONED THEM on an ancient island THAT GIVES YOU DEPRESSION!

theabigailthorn

Catra: 😏 fufufu, guess you're not as goody-two-shoes as you think you are, Sparkles! 😏 hehehe 😏

Princess Glimmer: dude literally what the fuck is your problem

theabigailthorn

Adora: okay but I told you to bring Glimmer, G-l-i-m-m-e-r

Bow: I'm sorry I misheard you but maybe this guy can help us too?

Adora: I don't think he can

Glinner: The transsexuals caused my divorce

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znorton

It was such a good show and reading you reading to it for the first time is making me want to re-watch it!

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