half performance art, half raw power

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

Eventually we get larger from eating them

spongebob cried because patrick was moving away. patrick got accepted to college and spngebob had to say goodbye to his friend. goodbye patrick. squidward was standing with his arms crossed but then he realized his two annoying neighbors would be split up for ever so actually he started getting really fucking happy and exstatick. and both his penis and nose made the same motion when he jumped. sorry but thats just how it works. its just the truth. its just the cold hard, solid, rock solid, and brick solid, and metal solid facts, and truths, that his penis did that in concjuction, and correspondence, with his nose. if you want to argue, then dm me or ibox me, lets make a website.

ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

an orc

Good ramen always gives me whooping cough afterwards

the quarter-circle sweep of one heel behind another that precedes a curtsey, or, as some call it, "a lady's startup frames"