u may think college is all parties and drinking but in reality it’s just a constant cycle of eating food that’s /slightly/ out of date and hoping you don’t die
I would just like to update you all on the fact I have now graduated and it turns out adult life is exactly the same
THINGS THAT ARE OK TO EAT OUT OF DATE:
Fruit
Dairy (Do a smell test. If it smells acidic or rancid, chuck it)
Bread (Check for mould. If it’s dry, microwave a slice with a sprinkle of water on it)
Dry pasta, noodles
Canned foods
Cereal
Eggs (If you keep them in the fridge, they’ll last 3-5 weeks)
Hard cheese (Cut mould off- It’s too solid for the mycelium to penetrate very far)
THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T EAT
Chicken, fish, meat in general
Shellfish
Premade salad
Fresh berries
Soft cheeses
Bean sprouts
Obviously be sensible. If it smells like its nasty, don’t put it in your mouth.
