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this was a RIDE and the end was a huge slap in the face

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whyndancer

I beg your pardon

toastbutteregg

frottinq

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

transfemininomenon

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips]

cisthoughtcrime

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portraitoftheoddity

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

funnytwittertweets

hotgrrlbummer

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

dragon-in-a-fez

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

dragon-in-a-fez

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

pileofknives

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bogleech

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

coolclaytony

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

bogleech

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

hooray4skeleton

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!