Nicole Sawler ❤

Amazing hair! 

and then some...

♥ “You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana”  ♥ ODD THINGS MODELS WRITE OFF ON THEIR TAXES: Mystic tanning, Bobby pins, Hair pieces, Nude thongs, Exfoliators, Eyelash curlers, Visine and Chicken Cutlets (AKA plastic boobies).  ♥ I’m going on the cucumber diet! That, or cotton balls. Which is cheaper?  ♥ If someone has to describe you, they’ll say “oh she weighs like 90, 100 lbs”.  ♥ Fridge pickers wear big knickers.  ♥ An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. - Albert Einstein  ♥ Make fat your bitch.  ♥ I’m not telling you it will be easy, I’m telling you it will be worth it.  ♥ Time spent wasting is not wasted time.  ♥ Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.  ♥ Drink some cider vinegar – it curbs your appetite, speeds up metabolism and detoxes your liver and basically flushes you out.  ♥ COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE! It is a well known appetite suppressant. The caffeine keeps you from feeling slow and lethargic when your calories are low and it hypes up your metabolism.  ♥ Drink water with a green tea packet and real lemon juice. This helps burn fat quicker, and boosts metabolism over %1 every day you drink it.  ♥ A penis in your pussy. A cucumber in your mouth.  ♥ Eat on lighter colored plates whenever you can, you will eat more on a darker plate. You eat less with blue dishes.  ♥ DIET COKE! It’s amazing – it’ll fill you up and after a while, it actually tastes better than regular.  ♥ Everyday, I eat about 2 sheets of Sushi Seaweed. Each sheet has only about 10 calories, and recent studies have found that a fibrous material in it, alginate, can reduce the body’s fat retention by 75%.  ♥ Sleep at least 6 hours a night. Less than 6 hours sleep a night stimulates appetite by 15%.  ♥ Learn to LOVE that empty feeling in your stomach. Trust me, you’ll feel disgusting when it starts filling up again.  ♥ SKINNY, SKINNY, SKINNY Bitches ^_~  ♥ It’s ok to baby powder your balls…  ♥ “I eat laxatives like they’re Godivas.” - Glamour knows no pain.

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