I'd rather be asleep.

I may be small, but inside I am a 12 foot home depot skeleton.

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

oh my god his entire personal twitter is just devoted to this dinosaurs with swords game. his header is dinosaurs with swords. he has a patreon where his bio is "animator, the dino guy" and he's shared 23 updates for his dino game which he started in earnest LAST MONTH and every single clip looks SO cool like i am being entirely serious these animations are BONKERS smooth. truly a visionary. the greatest creative mind of a generation.

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

cats that say gay sex

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.