space queen

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

Not to be that ungrateful asshole but i fkn hate the sun & heat & id rather freeze 24/7 than to spend one (1) sec in the heat

Why am I the only snack in this house

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

emoticons are cute u guys are just mean

if i wanna throw around a ＼(^-^)／ who are u to stop me

reblog with the most attractive sign in ur tags its 4 research

real gamers don’t play video games

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies..