A Head Full Of Moonlight

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit

I hope you guys know that I made this post because the guy I rung up complained that a pack of index cards was $1.59

they should invent decisions that are easy

actually toxic masculinity was permanently defeated when aragorn cradled boromir’s face and said “be at peace son of gondor” and then tenderly kissed him on the forehead

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

why do men say no nut november is difficult? because all your male friends suddenly aren’t shaving? because all the guys have rugged manly beards? is that what’s making november so hard?

clicks on you and downloads you as a jpeg and puts you in a zip folder so youre safe and warm btw

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

I’ve probably said this before but having every good and service turn into a subscription model is one of the worst new developments of our era of capitalism. Like yeah, shit sucked before but it didn’t suck for 19.99 a month indefinitely. This some new shit.