The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

understandable reaction to elon musk

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

hags on tumblr we should unionize

pianos just dont drop on ppl like they used to

It’s a very bourgeois style of accident to be honest. Most people can only afford to drop a Yamaha home keyboard on someone

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

we’re both construction workers trying to level concrete but i keep drawing hearts in it with my finger while laying on my stomach and kicking my legs

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

Not to be vague but not again please