American Beauty//American Psycho

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

and some dick.

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

Horses are the silent judge in the trial of mankind.

this is like what I would see if I stayed in the shining hotel

The Twitter ones are so accurate, OMG

Google fucking maps

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

I need to see some size reference

small

on this day, we appreciate julius caesar who, as he fell to the ground after being stabbed 23 times, held his toga in a such a way as not to indecently expose himself

that’s classy but if i got stabbed 23 times, my jeans would hit the floor before i did and EVERYONE who stabbed me is seein my dick

B A E S

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