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seeing names/words on license plates fills me with inexplicable glee ill pass by a car that says like. mildred. & just start screaming

one time i was behind a car with a plate that said like luvbug or some shit & i was like Oh Fuck Yes & then on the way home i somehow wound up behind the Same Car & i was like oh my god oh jesus christ yes. once i saw a plate that said PROTEIN & i almost crashed my car

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i'm not even joking how to train your dragon is in my opinion one of the best films ever made in terms of its themes and the messages it wants you to take away from it alone. but it doesn't stop there. it ALSO has an incredible score, compelling characters, and beautifully designed and animated dragons. what more could you possibly ask for.

This is so American I could CRY

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new jersey looks like lumberly actions

That shrek one is threatening

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

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