buttercup

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Someone in my apartment complex is playing the bagpipes at bagpipes volume

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

You have. The. Dream job

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

this has the energy of a world heritage post

do I come to your blog and curse your bloodline

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Pussy is out it’s old news. So is cock. We need to come up with something new

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

they should invent a showering where you don't have to get wet or dry your hair or put on lotion after

on tv people are always getting called by professional titles instead of names eg captain doctor detective what have you. wish this happened more in real life in general for your average person. I would like to simply be addressed by the element of my life that is relevant to the current situation, I mostly do not want people to know or use my name. hello patient, the doctor will see you now. dear applicant we are sorry to say that we think your resume is terrible and we hope you crumble into unseeing dust forever, goodbye. you there, shopper, please stop hiding under the clothing racks and leaping out to bite people. and so forth

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity