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Dont forget to ask ewan mcgregor before you have sex

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between 

I only ever look in from the outside. Why can’t I be included?

people that like to watch shitty movies for fun are my kind of people

Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

Being photogenic but not pretty is another thing

Being ugly and not photogenic is the worst thing

if nick robinson successfully gets back into the internet’s public consciousness by just acting like he wasnt a creep i swear to god im going to triangulate and kick his creep ass myself

the problem is, i see him being a little successful, he was already on that one thanos post and no one seemed to notice. he’s just trying to squirm back in dont let him

fuck. off. people are allowed to grow. 

reblogging memes after soliciting nudes from minors doesn’t constitute growth

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.