indiah

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

*puts the tip of my sword in your mouth* enough, you will only talk when I tell you t- stop sucking on it

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

what the fuck is wrong with you i want you so bad

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall