Ever Heard Of A Snz Kink?

A, with a stuffy congested voice, teasing B for getting turned on by this

sensitive, sneezy noses with septum piercings. idk, they have a nice appeal to them. <3

"are you s-hih-seriously g-hih... ge... ge...gettingturnedonbythis-SHHIEW!", said, quickly, before falling into a fit of laughter (and sneezes). thoughts

being into ‘normal’ things while also having a snz kink is so odd. yes pls moan and whine into my chest but what if you….sneezed afterwards. yes i’d love to restrain you but what if you….needed to sneeze at the same time. omg i loveeeeee edging but what if i did that… while trying to make you sneeze.

This is the basic of basics, but people sneezing more than once in a row--especially if they tend to sneeze very forcefully--are raging hot. Like... what do you mean one wasn't enough for you? What do you mean one is never enough for you?

"he would not fucking say that" but for sneeze headcanons. like im sorry but they can't all have a luscious juicy three-syllable deal with a porn star buildup. i think he would have a cough sneeze. and☝️i would still fuck it

the things i would do to have someone stifle a fit of sneezes against me are illegal in most countries and i’m not even sorry

Picture this: you wake up in the middle of the night and notice that your partner isn't sleeping next to you. When you get up to check, you find him in the bathroom, struggling with a sneezing fit and trying to be quiet so that he doesn’t wake you.

Sometimes I’m consuming sneeze media and it’s like wow I ACTUALLY get off to this it’s not just a silly joke and this very normal bodily function turns me on