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sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

having a lot of emotions recently, none of which appear to be mine

not sure of the protocol here. is there an overhead mic like at grocery stores? a bawling bundle of feelings of abandonment has been left unattended in the cereal aisle. please claim promptly. your attachment issues are sobbing on my grape nuts.

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

Im majoring in pissing everyone off at bitch university

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

They should invent a pdf that you can ride like a car

A Targi man in Timbuktu, Mali wearing a veil Ph. Leon Skarshinski