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Hallo there! I'm a 31yo transfemme. she/it for trans people. She/her for cis people. I tag everything like a droid :] I reblog whatever I want like a cat. :3

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shegayonmygirl

girls I'm sorry as much as I talk about being a pervert I mostly just want someone to hold me tightly and make me feel safe and never let go

shegayonmygirl

it'll never happen though so.

shegayonmygirl

might as well be an irredeemable pervert

#reblog #relatable #pervert

pillboxprincess

sorry i purred when i saw ur bulge you still wanna fuck me until im unconscious right

#kitty cat meow #reblog #kink

rookthebird

if your necromancer is digging that is NOT cute. they only exhume bodies when they're extremely stressed. a proper well-enriched necromancer is provided with enemies to kill and reanimate on a regular basis and will make their enemies claw out their own graves as a play behavior.

alternatively you might have a mad scientist that was sold as a necromancer. this is sadly very common but the two breeds actually have very different habitat requirements

#reblog #necromancy #silly

cybermanes

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

#reblog #lol #fake laugh to hide real pain

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sapphireh3arts

my evil confession: i want to be touched tenderly and with intention

#reblog #relatable

hotgirlmeg

sports aren't real and it can't hurt me also england isn't a real place

#reblog #relatable

lliveonthesunn

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

#this sounds amazing #reblog #friendship

officialjiggly

sucking dick is demeaning

splashes-n-stuff

De meaning of life 😎

#reblog #silly

panel2princess

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

flurgehbla

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

lady-viccy

if you have two girls with echolalia and auditory processing disorders you can experience a game of telephone with jsut two people

flurgehbla

A game of telephone with how many people?

#apd #echolalia #silly #reblog #lol

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hiihiiiii

a broken girl is clocked twice a day

#reblog #trans

spaghettihell

Reblog to hug prev

Please

#*hugs*#reblog

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i bet it feels good as fuck to frag the officers' tent

#LMAO so this reminded me of the time I had a practice grenade in the military and i did indeed open the staff tent door and roll that bitch #in and closed that door. now some people might not find the fact one of my ssgts was in tanks and found this incident to be quite alarming.#but wow i almost forgot i did that and damn... lol.#reblog

dragongirlbunny

🇺🇸 jfk-deactivated19631122

fuuuuuck i hate my job can somebody just fuckin' shoot me

#cackling #reblog #lol

spaghettihell

Reblog to hug prev

Please

#*hugs*#reblog

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k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

the problem with being touch starved is once you start being able to touch again it is in no way an instant fix, all that touch i missed just kept building up and now i gotta fight back that deficit

#uggghhhhhgg #relatable #reblog

mangafascination

#okay yay <3 #reblog #kink

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