Cherry B. (Ishy)

“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”

“This day extracts a heavy toll.”

“Let me guess, your home?” “It was. And it was beautiful.”

“I ignored my destiny once, I cannot do that again.”

“I’m sorry, little one.”

“I call that mercy.” “and then what?” “I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.”

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.”

“In time you’ll know what it’s like to lose.”

“Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives.”

“I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one who has the will to act on it.”

“You have my respect. I hope the people of Earth will remember you.”

for @chaos-in-the-making (even when loki’s under control he’s sassy)

my puppy in the same scenario:

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

The mom:

me, an average person:

Here is Miles Morales

Y’all: We want a non white Captain America 

me:

Here is Sam Wilson (Falcon)

Y’all: what about a PoC  and muslim Captain Marvel

me:

Here is Kamala Khan

Y’all: We want a PoC Hulk

me:

Here you have Amadeus Cho

Y’all: we want a non male Poc Ironman

me:

here is Riri Williams (Ironheart)

Y’all: We Want LGBT+ heroes

me: 

America Chavez, Bisexual

me:

Logan, a raging bisexual

me:

I was laughing at this one for hours

I love how in character these all are

what even is this book

thIS IS WHERE I LOST MY SHIT