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talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

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you can't get out that way!

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that's not very helpful.

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maybe the open window will help.

generic-internet-name

try the open window instead.

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back to basics

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Its so well made its perfect

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I don't care how often this gets shared on my page from the queue section I love this shit

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noncon friendship

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Coworkers

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Your friend’s boyfriend

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huffylemon

my birthday is in july! :)

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Project Hail Mary (2026) music by Daniel Pemberton

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

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inthefallofasparrow

Can we ban it from Earth, too?

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PROJECT HAIL MARY + RAINBOWS🌈

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 by Sandfall Interactive (2025)

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

everydaylouie

new album - SEAL OF APPROVAL!

lounge/exotica/surf/funk for summer 🦭🎸

(bandcamp) (youtube) (spotify)

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guy tied to the tracks and his best friend, the trolley operator

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why is this shot and staged exactly like a Bleach villain line-up skdjfhsdkfhds

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Obligatory

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[I.D.: A five panel black and white digital comic with a supplicant and a sage. The supplicant on their knees says "Oh, all-knowing sage, grant me your wisdom!" The sage, floating ominously says "Stop taking twelve Advil a day"

"Boo!" replies the supplicant. Then the sage takes out a box of Advil and a ox of Tylenol and hands them to the supplicant. "Instead, alternate between Advil and Tylenol. They work through different mechanisms, so they are safe to take together."

"Oh!" says the supplicant, now smiling. The sage holds up a finger, saying "Never go over the recommended daily maximum for any OTC drugs. Overuse of Advil can cause stomach and liver issues; overuse of Tylenol can damage your kidneys. Always speak to a physician before combining prescription strength drugs." End I.D.]

sailor-lapis-lazuli

you have the kidney/liver backwards. advil and other nsaids cause kidney damage and tylenol causes liver damage

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[ID: a two panel black and white comic. The sage dramatically says "the all-knowing sage does not make mistakes!" but then points to a hastily scribbled, sobbing artist and says "but the idiot drawing them does." The artist says "sorry!!!" while hunched over their desk. End ID]

The all-knowing sage is restricted by their medium and the artist is very very srry!!!!!!!!

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