A Flair For The Dramatic

i hope this baja blasts you well

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

how do i reach heaven through violence

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: public libraries are the only place where people are allowed to just exist in public anymore without spending money. Thank goodness they already exist and have for so long because they would be denounced as socialism if we tried to implement them now.

This is UK, but the only parts of this that don’t apply to the US are things that ought to.

if a xenomorph from alien was stalking me i'd just wait in a central location for it to come and get me. not here to waste anyone's time. it's gonna get me anyway. not dancing that dance.

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year