Go ahead, put anything.

My inbox is a lot like that infinite hotel if you consider that the guests are ads from businesses that SHOULDN'T HAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS

Florida banned masking in 1951 if you see them react to anything a specific way that's their true self don't let them fool you

Gotta hand it to Charlie, turns out he can star in a video that keeps me entertained and engaged

I have posted that one of the soldiers reading the "Hitler dead" newspaper multiple times today

State trooper started pursuing me in his Ford F-250 so I sped up to 50 mph and he death rattled into a ditch

Road rage but instead of getting out of their cars and fighting they make out sloppily

I can finally cancel my therapy appointments I have discovered uncrustables and sweet tea

Went to the grocery and came back wrong

my girlfriend, half asleep: put firefox on the hear me out cake

Never trust a gentrified food truck, they will write down "Fries (sm)" and put it next to some fuck ass number like 8