I'm in a foreign state, my hand smells like dick, and my boyfriend is playing the Addam's Family theme song on my ass

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'm in a foreign state, my hand smells like dick, and my boyfriend is playing the Addam's Family theme song on my ass

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i can’t stop thinking about this
M’Baku’s fuckin ass tell me I’m wrong
M’Baku as HELL 😭😭😭
how you gotta pump ya queen up 😂
His ENERGYYYYYYYYYY
Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.
(via Ant.Giovanni)
I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

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aesthetic attraction is wild bc it’s like “yes i’m asexual but i’m also very gay and women are extremely hot”
so basically to summarise
#I don’t want to DO anything but I Am Looking Respectfully
Noir: Has a whole fucked up origin story in which his uncle ben is cannibalised, he watches someone get eaten alive by spiders, he gets cursed by a spider god with intense power, he has his mentor killed, and a whole SHIT TON of other horrible traumatic experiences that include but are not limited to having his best friend lobotomised and brainwashed thanks to a racist scientist
Also Noir:
Noir doesn’t minimize other people’s trauma just because he had it worse
Anti-Racist Resource Guide
Resource is from victoriaalxndr on Twitter!
actually there is one more
This rhymes
Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

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zelda when he breathes in the wild or whatever idk i never played it
*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA
I cannot stop watching this
It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was
2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)
That mouse necklace!
That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera
My favorite thing about Buzzfeed Unsolved’s dynamic is that Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej both release completely opposite yet equally chaotic vibes. Ryan gets legitimately frightened at Shane’s complete nonchalance at the possibility of finding human remains in the woods; in the very next sentence, Ryan asserts that hair grows directly through a human skull, something that offends and baffles Shane to the point where he makes fun of him for the next thirty seconds.

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#they’re both staring at someone they outlived
(via @chefpyro)