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@meowm1x

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

i became more evil if you’re curious

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

The ghost of citrus past…🤣

WAIT PEOPLE DONT CALL THEM LEMONS ANYMORE??

I stg I aged while reading this

And authors having banter with the characters at the end of the fic

That would happen at the start of fics too, y'know.

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

im educated but like…im still stupit