i dreamt i was a moron

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

US secret hack #20

whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

get in the monkey ball shinji

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

closing a browser tab like stubbing out a cigarette

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

diet cock

mount and do? 😳

Pepis